The music was blaring and the room was getting hot
I needed some relief cos I was giving all i'd got
I was throwing shapes here, and making moves over these
But best of all; I had really great hair.

So I stepped outside to catch my breath,
and relax with some people
When I saw her there sitting on a chair,
and went over to greet her

Although we'd met many times before,
It had always been so formal
And Now I was drunk and feeling pretty loose,
I wanted to create a new normal

You wouldn't have noticed but she was looking real hot;
and I respect you enough not too lie
She was wearing that dress that shows off her ass
and had a naughty look in her eye

And I don't regret a thing
It was only a little fling
But we never said a thing
Cos is was only a little fling
(I promise)

We went back to my room
and started getting intimate
I was soon feeling what you'd felt,
and being where you'd come from

What would you have said?
What would you have done?
If you'd known I was in the next room
banging your hot mom.

I'm sorry.